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Love / Valentine SMS

A selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates. Send these Valentine's sms messages on Valentine's day.

Friendship SMS

Do you need to make girl friends or boy friends. Why not send him or her a friendship sms message to be your best friend. We have good collection of cute friendship sms for you.

Cute SMS

Big selection of cute lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates. Send these Valentine's sms messages on Valentine day.

Kiss SMS

Big collection of kiss sms text messages and poems. These poems and sms messages are all about kissing your lovely person!.

Good Night SMS

Say Good night to your friends by sending them nice and cute good night messages. We have good collection of greeting sms messages.

Good Morning SMS

What to say Good Morning to your lovers, here you will find good collection of nice and cute good morning sms messages.

Fun SMS

A selection of top level fun sms.A collection of funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile sms.

Jokes SMS

A big range of high level top jokes sms.Send these love and funny sms jokes on your friends mobile phones . Enjoy these short free sms jokes today. We update these jokes regularly.

Valentine Day SMS

Valentine Day SMS, Biggest collection of valentine sms to send on valentine's day to your love firneds, beloved one, share your valentine's day sms with your lovely friends.

Christmas SMS

Christmas sms, Christmas sms text message collection of christmas sms , messages. Say Merry Christmas to your friends by sending them nice and cute chrismas messages. big collection of christmas jokes and poems

Pujo SMS

Say happy Durga Pujo greetings to your friends by sending these cute diwali sms and Holi sms text messages, depawali sms and sms jokes in India.

Eid Mubarak SMS

Send this collection of Eid Mubarak sms messages, Eid Greetings, on Eid days to your Muslim friends. Collection of eid mubarik sms messages.

Happy Birthday SMS

Your friend or girl friend has birthday? Why not say him happy birthday by Sending him or her these great funny birthday sms messages. Huge collection of birthday sms.

Happy Newyear SMS

Send large collection of happy new year sms text Messages to your beloved ones.Here you will find cute funny happy new year wishes for your friend's mobile phones

Diwali SMS

Say happy diwali and Happy Holi greetings to your friends by sending these cute diwali sms and Holi sms text messages, depawali sms and sms jokes in India.

Insult SMS

You can find big collection of insult sms, rude and funny sms for your sake. if your friend sent you one you can reply any one from here.

Hindi SMS

Here you will find large collection of hindi sms funny text messages, dirty hindi sms. Send these sms to your friends in India and other country.

Missing You sms

Here you will find large collection of missing u sms text messages. If you are missing someone, just send these cute missing u messages to your lovers.

Best Wish SMS

Wanna send best wishes to your friends? why not send them cool good luck sms messages and best wishes sms messages in exam days.

Inspirational SMS

Collection of famous SMS on Inspirational Share your own Inspirational quotes or get inspired by others, share these quotes with your friends.

Rakhi SMS

Check out this exhaustive and awesome collection of Rakhi SMS! The collection includes Rakhi SMS Greetings for both bhaiyas and behnas. To add an element of fun on the joyous occasion some cute and funny Rakhi Text Messages have also been included in the collection.

Republic Day SMS

Show respect to our country by sending Republic Day SMS to your Friend.

Holi SMS

Sending a Holi SMS is the best way to shower your heartiest feelings and blessings on the dear ones and to those who stay far off. Here is a great collection of Holi greetings to share special feeling of the festival with your friends, family and close ones. You can also send us some interesting Holi SMS and enrich our section

Mother's Day

List of SMS to wish your mother how special she is for you.

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Jokes SMS
 
2 Lovers plan to suicide
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
---- Sanjoy
 
News:
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
---- Sampa
 
Girls are like roads
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
---- sanjib
 
Girls are like
Girls are like internet domain names...
the ones I like are already taken.
---- Net Boy
 
love that history
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
---- Ankita
 
I'M AN ALIEN
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
---- Alina
 
upgrade your brain
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
----
 
4 long life
Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!
---- Arnab
 
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
---- Shambhu
 
Monkeys
Roses r red. Violets r blue Monkeys like u should b kept in a zoo. don't get angry, u'll find me there 2.. But not in a cage BUT LAUGHING AT U.
---- Alok
 
helmet
ek sardar ji helmet lagar kar ghar se bahar nikele to police wale ne kaha ki 100/- fine do ,sardar ji ne kaha per meine to helmet pehen rakha hai. police wala:per tumhara scooter kahan hai
---- Kajol
 
Life ho tu aasi
Life ho tu aisi . . . . Monday ko Dosty Tuesday ko Peyaar Wednesday ko Shadi Thursday ko Baraat Friday ko Fighting Saturday ko Talaq Sunday ko Rest Monday ko Next...!
----
 
This is a dog...
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read it without the word dog.
---- Alok
 
EXTRA SHEET PLEASE
We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going to heaven,b4 i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!!
---- Shambhu
 
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI
---- Joy
 
When I call you...
When I call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha
---- Alok
 
MAAR DALA MAAR DALA
Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak. Chicken started singing & dancing : " HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAAR DALA MAAR DALA "
----
 
Coca Cola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola..!!
----
 
Fair & Lovely!
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila..!!
---- Shambhu
 
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi...
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
---- Lucky
 
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